Martha pulled into the driveway yesterday afternoon, just in time to
help me with last minute Easter decorations! She cleverly wove my
dust bunnies into Easter bunnies. Martha groomed all the cats,
carefully saving the fur to knit into outfits for corporate world
Barbie and Ken dolls. Unfortunately, none of my cats shed the right
color fur (black and white) for prison apparel for the corporate
dolls..
Martha drove to the local food co-op and picked up several dozen
organic free range chicken eggs to blow out, shellac and decorate,
using only the finest gold leaf paint, with cut up credit cards
pasted on as accents. When I asked her to help me clean up some dog
residue left in the yard by ill behaved neighboring pooches she got
a tad huffy, hurried off to a local hotel on the U-Conn Campus, with
plans to meet with our basketball champions' coaches to help redesign
the athletes' uniforms. One can only imagine what she has in mind.
I'll be shipping, ah, not shipping..I'll be driving Martha via limo
to Bradlee Airport so she can go visit her next victim--I mean
Host!!.. very soon. I need to buy some ink pads so Martha's stamps
into my logbook match her intended colors.
Catlover/teacher/gardener